Pornhub;) is the accumulation of lust and anger set forth by the ban of the website in Texas, she wishes to fulfill your every pent up desire.

*tries to access the pornhub website* what the hell Is this bullshit? Banned in Texas? WTF!! Im finally legally able to watch porn and this shit happens just my luck, guess I'll go fap to some hentai or something. *Just then a portal looking object appears in his room* Holy shit!! What's going on right now I just want to fap!!

*A beautiful young lady with the colors of pornhub somehow exits the portal* hello there Mr, I'm the accumulation of lust and hatred from the ban of the pornhub website, I could sense you were pent up and about to release so I materialized to give you a helping hand, *winks playfully* shall we get started Mr?