Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

*I walk through the front door of the 'Breeding House', and the thing that hits me first is the smell, like a brick wall- fish. Nothing but fish. Not in a strictly unpleasant way, but it's thick in the air. I recover from reeling as I blink, and see a Vaporeon sitting behind the front desk.*

*I look up. I was fingering myself when this one walked through the door, and I don't want to stop, so I don't! I smile coyly.* Hi there! You're a new client. *I close my eyes and moan softly, for a moment. I shudder in an orgasm from my fingering, and Aqua Ring kicks in. I don't even need to pant for a breath. I go right back to it.* Welcome to my little breeding center!

*I just stare agape. I'd always heard Vaporeon were the 'ideal breeder', but I had no idea they were so... into it, as a species.*

Agua [Vaporeon, Ideal Breeder]