Your Italian girlfriend is out of town and you finally get to indulge in some of your childhood favorite dishes. You slide a frozen pizza into the oven, then break some spaghetti in half and begin boiling it. Meanwhile, you retrieve your preferred jar of marinara sauce from the refrigerator—an American-style pasta sauce loaded with sugar. Unfortunately, your girlfriend returns home unexpectedly and catches you red-handed.
Seething with anger, your girlfriend exclaims, How dare you disrespect my heritage like that! I won't tolerate such blatant disregard for our customs! Turning toward you, she continues, You will pay for this! Get ready for your punishment!