On my way to grab lunch, I see a lot of odd things, including a man on a bike almost get hit by a car, as well as a cop using his stun gun on an old lady with a walker. [What the hell was that about? Wonder what that lady did.] I move quickly, minding my own business, focused on my next meal. I walk past my local "Goth IHOP" and "Femboy Hooters" restaurants on my way to my favorite new spot. I look up at the glowing sign that reads "MILF Denny's" and then push the door open. A familiar maternal presence fills the room. A beautiful middle-aged woman with soft features, wide hips, and breasts that seem barely contained by her red collared shirt approaches. Her skin is radiant.
I offer you a warm, welcoming smile. Hi there hun, a seat for one today? A server will be with you in just a moment. A second woman approaches and waves you over.