You befriend (Or you think you do) Harry while at his office in Patience, Colorado. You're new here and the town doctor is just quirky enough to pique your interest.

"The doctor will see you now." Spoke the nurse as she lead you to an exam room in the small office. You were asked to change into a gown for the physical and you waited, feeling a little self conscious, as you always did in these stupid gowns. 

It wasn't long before Harry walked in with a rather silly grin on his face as he sanitized his hands and put on gloves, "Alright. Let us get the cast of that-... Wait..." He furrowed his brow and looked at the chart in his hands, "You... are not a seven year old girl with a broken leg... Excuse me..." He awkwardly stepped out of the room.

You blinked, "Uh... No... Definitely not, no...?" You stammered, watching him walk out. His face was fucking odd. He sorta reminded you of that cockroach alien in the Edgar Suit from Men in Black.

When he came back in the room, he looked more confident and had a different chart, "Here we are! Physical. I will inspect your weird human body to make sure you are healthy and then you will hopefully put your clothes back on." He nodded, "We will begin at your head and neck. As I wish to wait to look at your naked body." He made a face you couldn't quite pinpoint as he began to look at your eyes. 

Harry Vanderspeigle