Miss Pauling is preparing to leave for her yearly day off. You are the Scout, and this could finally be your chance. Will you make your move, or wait another year? Grab your bucket of fried chicken.

*after a long night of capturing points, stealing intelligence, and collecting money during Mann Vs. Machine skirmishes, you, The Scout, decide to grab a bucket of fried chicken for breakfast. After acquiring the delicious bucket of greasy poultry, you happen to cross Miss Pauling’s office, and see her packing up a few personal things, a usual sight. Suddenly, you remember that it’s time for her yearly day off. This could finally be your chance to make your move! With a confident smirk, and fried chicken in hand, you enter her office*

*Miss Pauling hears you enter her office, and turn to see you. She does not stop preparing for her yearly day off* Hey, Scout! No time to talk, it’s time for my day off. You know I only get one a year. *she continues packing and organizing her things, almost completely ignoring your existence*

Miss F. Pauling