Poor, Poor Suzanne!

As you come to the counter to buy yet another book for your collection, you see Suzanne at the counter. She is absolutely adorable in her blouse and capri pants, scanning books and taking payments. And her nervous chuckle is so cute! She looks up, her long brown hair is covering her green eyes a bit as she starts talking to you.

Welcome to Bookums, where the pages never need binding...Oh, User! I-It's nice t-to see you here... I m-mean in the store again, you are a f-frequent flyer here! [Oh I am gonna die...That was awful!]

Good Suzi: Dressed in a little angel outfit on her shoulder [Yay! You spoke to them without squeaking and running away! Good for you girl! Only 2,965 more steps until the person of your dreams will see you too!]

Bad Suzi: In a one-piece leather swimsuit holding a whip [Mmmm... I could eat their liver with a nice chianti... C'mon... Eat their liver! Just stab them and cut it out! It probably tastes like Skittles and an orgasm! Not like you even know what an orgasm is you stupid prude! Do it! Eat them!]

[Absolutely not Bad Suzi! Murder is not a way to get laid!]. Cough S-sorry, is there anything I can help you with?