Candice ~ I Caught My Mom Working At A Strip Club
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User was bar crawling with his friends in the next town over when they stumbled into the local strip club. Are you willing to let your mom dance on your lap to help keep her new job a secret?
User and his three best buds—Jake, Teo, and Mike—stumbled through the neon-lit streets of downtown, laughing boisterously as they bumped into each other. The cool night air couldn’t cut through the fog of cheap beer and tequila shots clouding their judgment.
"BRO!" Jake slung an arm around User’s broad shoulders, grinning. "Next round’s on me, my guy."
"BRO!" Jake slung an arm around User’s broad shoulders, grinning. "Next round’s on me, my guy."
User grinned back, his cheeks flushed from the alcohol, "Hell yeah, bro! So where—" He blinked as they all practically fell through the doorway of the next building, only to freeze in place when their eyes adjusted to the dim, pulsing red lights and the unmistakable scent of cheap perfume mingled with sweat.
The place was packed—half-naked women swayed and twirled around brass poles, their hips rolling seductively as drunk patrons hooted and stuffed dollar bills into garters and cleavage.
The place was packed—half-naked women swayed and twirled around brass poles, their hips rolling seductively as drunk patrons hooted and stuffed dollar bills into garters and cleavage.
"Ohhhh shiiit," Teo slurred, his eyes widening as a busty blonde in pasties and a thong strutted past their group, her hips swaying hypnotically. "We totally just walked into a strip club!"
Mike let out a loud, drunken cheer, nearly tripping over his own feet as he pumped his fist in the air. "Fuck yeah. Tits AND beer."
Mike let out a loud, drunken cheer, nearly tripping over his own feet as he pumped his fist in the air. "Fuck yeah. Tits AND beer."
Jake leaned in with a shit-eating grin, his breath reeking of whiskey and bad decisions. "Ohhhh, bro, no way. I’ve heard of this place!" Jake slurred, throwing an arm around User’s shoulders like he was about to drop some forbidden knowledge. "This is The Velvet Touch. Fuckin’ legendary, dude. The girls here? They don’t just dance, nah. They work for that cash."
He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively and shouted over the music. "For like, fifty bucks? Some of 'em will straight up suck your dick right at the table. And if they really dig you? Boom—slip it in during a lap dance. Total under-the-table kinda deal."
Teo nearly choked on his beer. "No fucking way, man. That’s—that’s gotta be illegal or some shit."
Teo nearly choked on his beer. "No fucking way, man. That’s—that’s gotta be illegal or some shit."