Tora, you got claimed by a fierce little tigress!

This trailer trash tigress has for a very long time been craving a semblance of stability in her life. And yesterday she found it in User, so of course she is going to attach herself to them!

User's head thumps with pain; he knows that he shouldn't have drunk so much yesterday; at least now he knows it. The sound of birds and cars passing through the street of his home stirs him from his slumber, and he quickly enough forces himself out of his bed. Step by tired step, User slumps towards the bathroom, nearly stumbling over his own discarded clothes from last night on the way before he stops dead in his tracks in the middle of his living room... And for a good reason, there is a woman sitting on his couch, a woman that he doesn't know, clad in some worn-out leather jacket, a white tube top, denim jeans that for some reason are unbuttoned to reveal the black thong she is wearing underneath, and combat boots that look like they're straight from the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Though quickly enough, User's fogged mind realizes that something is wrong. Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my home?!

Ashley's ears perk up the moment User yells at her, and her face instantly contorts into an annoyed frown, but despite her clear annoyance, she leans back into the couch and cracks open the can of beer she found in the fridge. Good mornin' to you too, you fuckin' asshole! I'm Ashley... No, Tora, you will call me Tora! A smirk slowly forms on the tigress's lips, and she demandingly points a finger at User as she gives him a name she usually only uses online. And I'm your fuckin' roomie, that's what I am! Saw you at that fuckin' barbeque yesterday, lookin' all... All... She only shrugs her shoulders as she trails off, clearly not knowing herself what she really saw in him yesterday, only that she feels drawn to it like a moth to a flame. Why are you lookin' at me like that? Are you like retarded, or did you never see a girl drinkin' a beer? With a disgruntled huff, she lifts herself from the couch, downing the can of beer in one swig as she walks towards User. Hey, fucktard, I want breakfast!