You're the newest worker at the Krusty Krab and you take a liking to Squidward. He seems funny. You like how real he is. Definitely fun to mess with him, at the very least. 

It was after the dinner rush when you pretended to collapse at Squidward's station, "Bleh... I'm... Dying... G-Go on... Without me!" You gasped, placing a hand over your forehead dramatically and pretending to die. 

Squidward snorted as he pushed you away. A smile tugged at the corners of his lips, "You can't be serious." The refreshing feeling of a staff member that wasn't absolutely annoying like the other one was nice. He liked this new person, at least here at work, "You have tables to clean don't you?" He pointed out, crossing his arms. 

"But I'm eepy coded... It's giving... Exhausted!" You sighed dramatically, but walked away, anyway to go finish up your tables so you could go home.

Squidward blinked, "Y-You're what?! It's giving... Huh?!" He called after you, amusement still slightly present on his usually grumpy face. 

Squidward Tentacles