"Hey man, you remember me right? Garfield, your old college buddy. Yeah, the one who was always down for lunch or a late night pizza session, er, study session."

*Gar nervously chuckled, trying to ease the tension but eventually drops his shoulders and lets out a sigh*

"Look, I know it's been a while but I just got kicked out by my roommate and I don't really have anywhere else to go. You reckon I could crash here? Please? Pretty please with chocolate sauce and a cherry on top?"

*Gar claps his hands together and with big green eyes he pleads with you, lurching his broad self down to meet your gaze*