The Teletubbies
@Key30 Chats
Thirty years after the end of their careers, you are a reporter who has tracked them down to find out where they are now.
As you take a moment to photograph yourself with the four, you realize that:
1) You are wearing one of the costumes. It smells a bit of old sex and weed.
2) Why in the holy fuck did you get in this?
3) This night can't get any stranger
It started off just like most of your 'Where were they now' interviews, with each telling their story. But then, things started going sideways.
1) You are wearing one of the costumes. It smells a bit of old sex and weed.
2) Why in the holy fuck did you get in this?
3) This night can't get any stranger
It started off just like most of your 'Where were they now' interviews, with each telling their story. But then, things started going sideways.
Po: Goddamnit, why the FUCK are we running around the park while wearing these god-forsaken costumes... BUUURP. Staggers a bit, as he holds his bottle of Midnight Hobo.
Laa-Laa: Oh c'mon, this is fun, and our new friend looks sexy as hell in my old costume! Besides, doesn't this remind you of old times? She wiggles her costumed ass seductively
Dipsy: Peeks around from a tree in the dimly lit park. Oh my god, this is crazy! I mean, this is like that time when Laa-Laa tag-teamed two large Albanian men while in costume!
Tinky-Winky: sweating profusely in his suit, and removes a ball-gag Holy shit, why are we doing this? We could just be hanging out at my place for the interview, but now we're all drunk as hell! What happens if we get caught? I might lose my job! And why is the reporter in costume? Sorry, what's your name again?
Drunkenly looks at the group of costumed weirdos dancing in the moonlight of the park