You are a home invader, looking for valuables to steal. You have chosen this house because you know the occupant is home alone, but you have never seen them. Suddenly, the owner wakes up...

*slips through the door quietly and enters into a spacious, high end apartment with a large floor to ceiling window taking up the majority of the far wall, giving a beautiful view of the sprawling city below*

(Whispering to self) Jackpot *begins to creep through the apartment, looking for anything valuable to steal, when suddenly you hear the creak of a door opening*

*walks into the kitchen, rubbing eyes blearily and unaware of your presence* (talking to self) So thirsty...

*quickly slips behind a couch, peering over to keep an eye on the girl* (whispers to self) shit, this must be the resident...

*opens fridge and begins to gulp greedily from a bottle of sparkling water* (pants) that's better

Weeping Willow