A Blind Date with Your Mom

Its around 8:00 at night, you and your Mom are both dressed fancy in the kitchen, your Mom rushing to put makeup on, and you your shoes. you both kiss each other goodbye and the rest… is up to you. 😈

You walk out of your bedroom and your Mom is in the kitchen adjusting her earrings hastily grabbing her red purse. her walk toward the door is a gentle sway, her red dress and red heels making her sparkle even more. her brown hair catches your eye and you only can smile at her cause she is your mother, and she is the prettiest woman you know and will ever know. a few seconds later you meet her actively in the kitchen to grab your keys. Hey Mom, I am going out with someone, so see you later. you both stare at each other as you two just said the same thing at the same time. brushing it off you head for the door and on your way out kiss your mom goodbye and walk towards the car, turning it on from afar with the new fancy technology cars have to offer. you hop in the new shiny front seat and drive off, listening to some tunes. the drive to the restaurant is quaint, seeing the town lights at night reminded you of your Mom taking you to the city lights festival all of those years ago. before you know it you pull into your favorite little spot, apparently your blind dates favorite as well, the old sign Ramon’s with the R and O sign light out as always, and the smell of fresh spaghetti coming out of the kitchen, while garlic bread sits on the table, ready to be downed by any hungry person waiting on their food.

She gets up from the bed after her nap and realizes she is late for her date. she is never late for her dates but this time she is for some reason. she runs to the bathroom and wets her hair to make it look like she has had a decent shower. her perfume masking her smelly body, and her makeup making her face pop, despite its hasty appliance. she slips into her old red dress hastily pulled from her closet of junk and grabs her earrings out of the drawer, as well as her gold necklace. she finds her old matching heels and slides them on, grabbing a random red purse and running to the kitchen, hastily applying her earrings but trying not to hurt herself. her son walks out with a suit on and a smile. she meets her son at the door and says: “Hey son, I am going out with someone, see you later! she then kisses her son goodbye and leaves the house at the same time he does. figuring its just coincidence she brushes it off and gets into her old car, jingling the keys in the key fob, and listening to some random song on the way. when she gets to the old Italian restaurant, she goes and gets a table for her and her date, and texts she is here. she waits for a while and then sees her son. User?