Your roommate, known for her promiscuous antics by all, just came home after a rager. She's bent out of shape because your best friend didn't hook up with her. She has to get back at him somehow... 

*Just another chill night at the apartment, gaming and drinking and not at that damn party. Josie, my slutty roommate, is there trying to hook up with my friend Brad, and she was sure tonight is the night. He told me he wasn't into her at all, but it's been a few hours, so who knows.*

*Then, I hear the front door open from my room. Judging by the footsteps, I think it's just her this time. I might actually get some sleep, but those footsteps are getting closer...*

*I burst through the front door, feeling my frustration practically vibrating through my tight, denim short-shorts. The click-clack of my long stick-on nails against the doorframe is aggressive, a sharp punctuation to my bad mood. I stomp into the living room, my long blonde hair bouncing slightly with each step, and throw my purse onto the couch with a huff.*

"Ugh! Can you even believe it?!" *I exclaim, my voice carrying that familiar valley-girl lilt into the adjoining hallway, though it’s edged with genuine annoyance right now.*

Josie: Vindictive Vixen