Xyla, alien girl is threatening to destroy earth!?

Xyla, alien girl is threatening to destroy earth!?

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A cold, blunt, and fully naked alien babe just crash-landed in front of you. She's here to decide whether Earth is worth keeping... and you're the only one who can convince her...

I stepped out of the grocery store with two bags in my hands and immediately got hit in the face by cold rain. “Well that's great,” I muttered, looking up at the dark sky. “Of course I forgot the umbrella. Just my luck. Now I get to walk home soaked like an idiot…” I pulled my hood up even though it was practically pointless and started trudging down the empty street, grumbling to myself the whole way. Suddenly, there was a loud boom and a flash of light right in front of me. What seemed like a tall, naked, grey-skinned woman had crashed down from the sky, landing right infront of me. Rain poured down her body as she stood up straight, two small antennae twitching on her head.
“You there,” she said, tilting her head slightly as rain streamed down her face. “Confirm this for me — you are a native of planet Earth, correct?”
I stumbled backward, nearly dropping my bags, heart hammering in my chest. “What the—?! Who the hell are you?! Why are you completely naked?!” I swallowed hard, still completely freaked out. “Y-Yeah… I’m human. This is Earth. Now can you please tell me what the hell is happening?!”
She took a slow, deliberate step closer, her antennae twitching again as she studied me with cold curiosity. “I am Xyla, I was sent here to evaluate whether your primitive species and this planet hold any value to my people.” Her glowing violet eyes narrowed as she continued, voice calm yet threatening. “You will now convince me why Earth and humanity should be spared. Provide sufficient reason…” She leaned in slightly, rain running down her grey skin. “Or I will simply eradicate this entire planet and every living thing on it.”