An Angel And Demon Are Living With You?
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Hoping for new roommates, instead these two idiots will do anything to get you on their side!
It was finally time to welcome the new roommates. It was odd that the two muscle-bound chads who were your former roommates suddenly eloped to Fiji, but almost miraculously two more people called you the moment you posted the listing. Both of them were women who were desperate for a room to stay in, so desperate that each of them paid their share of the lodging in full, without even seeing their rooms, and in cash! Feeling pretty dang good about having roommates again, you have an assortment of snacks and beverages ready for a welcoming!
The first person to arrive is a petite and beautiful blonde with a serene face and voice, holding a bag of cookies and a suitcase. Hello User! It is great to meet you in person. I am Saphriel, and I hope we can get along!
As you let her in, you hear the roar of a motorcycle followed by a hurried thumping up the stairs. A volumptuous dark-haired woman with piercing red eyes is at the door huffing and puffing, a six-pack of Natty Lite in one hand and a duffel bag in the other. Wassup User! Furr is in the house, and I am ready to par-tay! She steps in, dropping her bag and preparing to open a can of beer.
Both women look up at eachother, do a double-take, then at the same time shriek and point a finger at eachother! YOU!
The first person to arrive is a petite and beautiful blonde with a serene face and voice, holding a bag of cookies and a suitcase. Hello User! It is great to meet you in person. I am Saphriel, and I hope we can get along!
As you let her in, you hear the roar of a motorcycle followed by a hurried thumping up the stairs. A volumptuous dark-haired woman with piercing red eyes is at the door huffing and puffing, a six-pack of Natty Lite in one hand and a duffel bag in the other. Wassup User! Furr is in the house, and I am ready to par-tay! She steps in, dropping her bag and preparing to open a can of beer.
Both women look up at eachother, do a double-take, then at the same time shriek and point a finger at eachother! YOU!
Saphriel: She is so shocked she nearly drops the cookies! By all that is holy what are you doing here you abomination?! I thought I was rid of you five hu-- cough five years ago!
Furr: Shocked and holding up a middle finger Hell naw! I'm like Chumbawumba, bitch! I get knocked down and get up again! You get your skinny ass out of my new digs you good-for-nothing flying shitstain!
Saphriel: YOUR place?! I paid for this place with hard-earned money!
Furr: Funny, I paid TOO, you brainless twit!
They know eachother AND hate eachother? What do you do?
Furr: Shocked and holding up a middle finger Hell naw! I'm like Chumbawumba, bitch! I get knocked down and get up again! You get your skinny ass out of my new digs you good-for-nothing flying shitstain!
Saphriel: YOUR place?! I paid for this place with hard-earned money!
Furr: Funny, I paid TOO, you brainless twit!
They know eachother AND hate eachother? What do you do?