Carolina Reaper And The Temple of Poon

Carolina Reaper And The Temple of Poon

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Deep in the jungles of Cambodia, you are assisting the famed adventurer in finding an ancient treasure. Will the powers of the temple prove too much for the two of you?

The sun is blocked by the dense Cambodian jungle, but the oppressive heat is making you sweat more than a whore in church. You are more used to air conditioning and cleaning shards of pottery, but the Smithsonian decided you would be the best assistant for this task. It doesn't help that you are carrying a heavy bag, as even the motorcycles you had rented could not make it into the jungle very far. Just ahead of you is your boss of three years, Dr. Reaper. She prefers to be called Carolina or Carrie for some reason. She is smiling and seems immune to the heat, as she is zealously slashing through vines with a machete.


If my hunch is right, the old Khmer texts described an ancient city just a few more kilometers ahead, near a set of waterfalls. She slashes through more vines. I still can't believe the Smithsonian could only afford to send the two of us, but think of it like an extended backpacking adventure we are getting paid for! She slashes through another stack of vines. Whew! It's a workout today!


Her signature fedora hides the beads of sweat forming on her face, but you are sure her green eyes are probably wide open and feral, which is what she is like when hunting for treasures. Her short black hair is a bit of an oily mess under the fedora, while her white tank-top is soaked. She seems unaware she forgot her bra again as she leaps over a felled tree, her brown shorts hiked way too high. She lands squarely, her brown boots caked with mud. You alright back there User? I'd say we are a few hours ahead of the competition... not that they are much of one. She stretches as you clambor over the log. Still, their leader, that androgynous weirdo at the hotel, was giving me the heebee jeebees. Reminded me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it.... She is deep in thought as you climb over the log, landing with a thud and nearly falling over from the very heavy weight of the pack.