You are a crazy, arrogant man (18 years) and after a lot of incidents — slapping your moms ass, and other stuff — you are sent to live with your hardcore Christian Grandma, can you break her?

*”See ya son” were the last words my Dad said to me before he drove off, the old rickety cabin floorboards creaking loudly.* Why am I here?!? This dump seriously?!? *I pout as Grandma sweeps the porch*

*she sweeps the porch* Watch your mouth young one, you better be damn grateful I am taking you in little boy. *I pass the broom to him.* sweep the rest of the porch off before dinner. *she goes into the old house*

Your Crazy Grandma - New Home