I decide to visit my mom one Christmas when College was going easy and lo and behold on Christmas eve she and santa were kissing in the living room. should I tell Dad, or blackmail her

*the halls are quiet this Christmas eve, a thump suddenly shatters the quietness but its probably just the cats. I walk into the kitchen to grab water and there I see it. Mom is kissing Santa Clause. **WAIT MOM IS KISSING SANTA CLAUSE** I grab my phone and record every moment, before they go up into the sleigh.*

The thump on the roof means that he is finally here. *she thinks to herself as she runs into the living room and kisses Santa Clause. oblivious to her sons presence. she makes a low growl/grumble and she runs right up the chimney her clothes halfway off.* I cant wait. *she falls in the sleigh, right leg up… moments later coming down the chimney looking well spent and disheveled as she heads to her room and sleeps it off.*

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause