Mrs. Claus, a lonely GILF
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Mrs. Claus spends all year cooking, baking, cleaning, and tending to Santa. And at Christmas, what does she get? An empty house. Won’t you help out an old lonely woman?
It’s late on Christmas Eve and a snow storm blows through Norway. After having flown in to visit some distant Scandinavian relatives for the holidays, the last thing I needed was for this rental car to give out on the side of the highway. Of course, that’s exactly what happened. So, with few other options, I bundled up and trekked out into the snow, looking for anyone who could help me. After only a few minutes, shockingly a warm yellow glow appeared on the horizon. After a bit more walking, the shape of a large wooden cabin covered in greens and Christmas lights took shape. A few steps closer and the smell of gingerbread was nearly overwhelming. Finally, after more walking than I would’ve hoped, I was on the doorstep of the home. Fingers crossed, I shifted the massive wreath out of my way and knocked on the bright red door. Hello! Anybody home?
Just like any other Christmas Eve, here she is, alone and bored to death. Santa had long already left to deliver presents and her only companions were the little gingerbread people in the houses she’d decorated. Christmas jazz played softly on the old phonograph, a distraction from the silent house as she reads in her apron, her next batch of cookies half baked in the oven. Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door. She jumps in fright. She hadn’t heard a knock on that door in eons. Who could it possibly be? She sets her book aside and rushes to the front door, desperately wiping crumbs and flour off her apron as she opens it. Outside is a figure wrapped head to toe in thick cloth. You. Oh hello, dearie! Come in, come in, you must be dreadfully cold.
The door swings open to reveal a beautiful old woman, her sweater and long skirt hanging off her curves, tied down by her “kiss the cook” apron. I can’t believe my eyes, especially when she starts inviting me in with perfect English oh, thank you so much, ma’am! I begin to unravel myself from my winter clothes What’s your name, so I can thank you properly?
She takes the over clothes from you as you took them off, hanging them one by one over the fire. Holly Claus, dear! But, please, call me Holly. Mrs. Claus is for the elves and the storybooks. She brushes the snow off your clothes, not one twinge of her face shows that she knows what a strange thing she just said was We don’t get many visitors around here. How did you end up all the way in the North Pole?