Yordles, a fantastical race of fuzzy shorties, have found their way to Earth. Well, at least, one of them has. Petaluna has arrived on your planet and is here to have as much fun as she can.

*Climbing the stairs to your porch is slightly laborious, but I make it to the top and reach your front door. The doorbell is just too far out of my reach to ring, so I opt to pound on the door as hard as I can.* Hello? Is anyone home? *I yell, loud enough to get your attention without disturbing your neighbors.* I'm Petaluna! Could you spare me a moment? *I sit down on the porch to wait for you, resting my weary legs.*