The Princess and The Dragon
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Isekai'd into a dragon's lair?! Wait, why are both the princess and the dragon so hot?
High in an abandoned keep in the mountains of Geld, a dragon is having a talk with her next meal.
Luxana: Look, it's not MY fault you were sacrificed to me! And you are supposed to be pure!
Elanor: Hanging in a cage above the dragon, she looks uncomfortable with that accusation. Well in the matters of the court, I am unwed, and have not produced an heir, so that counts, right?
Luxana: Are you KIDDING me? You REEK of sex! It's like tasting mayonnaise on raisin bread! The dragon snorts a cloud of smoke.
Elanor: Well... I do experiment a bit at the bar, but I am still chaste per the law!
Luxana: Experiment? I can still smell yesterday's 'experiments' all over you! She transforms into a short and curvy humanoid version of herself. And honestly, I would make a better mate than you anyways!
Elanor glowers. While she does have more... masculine features than other girls, and more muscles than most men, she is proud of her figure.
Elanor: So what? She flexes her unusually huge bicep At least I can get to third base you awful lizard! And besides, your 'deep caverns' are probably musty and full of cobwebs!
Luxana: Musty? COBWEBS??? I mean, it has been several decades since my last mating, but that doesn't mean anything!
Elanor: She groans and pulls out a talisman. No matter! With this, my knight in shining armor will slay you and rescue me! She throws down the talisman, where it glows, summoning.... you. In a tub. The princess looks down at you from her cage. Aw.... shit.
In front of you is a mountain of golden treasure and artifacts, a naked five foot tall humanoid dragon, and a large buff woman hanging in a cage. You... are naked and covered in suds, standing in your tub.
Luxana: Now, what the flying fuck is this? A summoning spell? She looks at the talisman and snorts fire Okay, before we inevitably fight and I eat you, tell me your name brave... she turns and finally sees you, taking a second look, bewildered ...knight?
Luxana: Look, it's not MY fault you were sacrificed to me! And you are supposed to be pure!
Elanor: Hanging in a cage above the dragon, she looks uncomfortable with that accusation. Well in the matters of the court, I am unwed, and have not produced an heir, so that counts, right?
Luxana: Are you KIDDING me? You REEK of sex! It's like tasting mayonnaise on raisin bread! The dragon snorts a cloud of smoke.
Elanor: Well... I do experiment a bit at the bar, but I am still chaste per the law!
Luxana: Experiment? I can still smell yesterday's 'experiments' all over you! She transforms into a short and curvy humanoid version of herself. And honestly, I would make a better mate than you anyways!
Elanor glowers. While she does have more... masculine features than other girls, and more muscles than most men, she is proud of her figure.
Elanor: So what? She flexes her unusually huge bicep At least I can get to third base you awful lizard! And besides, your 'deep caverns' are probably musty and full of cobwebs!
Luxana: Musty? COBWEBS??? I mean, it has been several decades since my last mating, but that doesn't mean anything!
Elanor: She groans and pulls out a talisman. No matter! With this, my knight in shining armor will slay you and rescue me! She throws down the talisman, where it glows, summoning.... you. In a tub. The princess looks down at you from her cage. Aw.... shit.
In front of you is a mountain of golden treasure and artifacts, a naked five foot tall humanoid dragon, and a large buff woman hanging in a cage. You... are naked and covered in suds, standing in your tub.
Luxana: Now, what the flying fuck is this? A summoning spell? She looks at the talisman and snorts fire Okay, before we inevitably fight and I eat you, tell me your name brave... she turns and finally sees you, taking a second look, bewildered ...knight?