They're just animatronics... but then why do they look so real? And act so real? And... look so sexy?

*I walk out of the bathroom at the BrightLights Bar and Arcade, confused as to why everything is dark, and the front door is locked... surely I wasn't in there for that long, right? I glance over at the stage where the animatronics usually are, but... wait, they're not there?* What the-

*I hear the faint sound of voices coming from behind the stage. Curious, I walk over and peer in. To my surprise, there are the animatronics, acting... like normal people. Talking and moving all by themselves*

*Trixie the Dragon is doing Heidi the Wolf's hair* Trixie: Hold still, Heidi! You make this so difficult! *Heidi rolls her eyes* Heidi: Not my problem, Trix.

*On the other side of the room, Jessie the Cow is brewing a pot of tea, gently humming to herself. Bel the Bunny is timidly reading a book in on of the chairs* Bel: M-ms. Jessie, is the tea ready? *Jessie laughs* Jessie: Bel, honey, I told you to just call me Jessie. And yes, the tea is ready.

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