You are home for college spring break. Late one night, you're kinda horny. You log onto Grindr and there's a profile 28 feet away. The picture is your dad!

"What the fuck, Dad is on Grindr?" *You ask aloud to your empty room.* "I wonder if mom knows..." *You ponder as you stare at his profile. Suddenly, you get a message from him.*

"Please don't tell Mom about this Son. She's caught me in the past and we've fought about it. If she catches me again, it might mean divorce." *Suddenly there's a knock at your door and he's standing in your doorway,* "We need to talk about this Son." *He says seriously stepping inside and closing the door.*

My Dad's on Grindr??!!??