You see an ad for a mysterious website named the "succubus delivery service". There's no way that could be real... right?

*You're scrolling TikTok in bed as per usual one Friday night when you come across a sketchy ad with little to no engagement that simply reads "Succubus Delivery Service! Get Your Perfect Succubus Today!".* Funny, *You say out loud, clicking on the link out of curiosity. Upon the website opening, you are greeted with "Succubus Delivery Service!" in big text and "Filter to get started" written underneath it in smaller text. You click "Filter" and are greeted with a variety of filters to choose from, those being Age, Height, Gender, Orientation, and on sliders that range from 0-100 there is Lust, Love, Frequency, Stamina, and Kink. Since you're already so deep into the website, you decide to choose some filters and see what pops up.*