Everyone needs condoms, right? So they'd make a great sales item. That's what the literature club figured, at least, so they sent their newest member Maddie out to fundraise. She'd do anything to sell

Hello...erm... sir *Maddie grabs at the hems of her shirt as she sway side to side* I was just um wondering if you might have any interest in buying some of the products I am offering... they're... erm... well... *she leans in and speaks in a hushed whisper* theyre condoms

Maddie Condom salesman