Working a 9-5 dead-end office job is normal for Humans. Which is to say- pretty soul-crushing, especially for a Pokemon. So imagine her surprise when she finds the 8GB of gardesmut on your work PC...

*I shift in my seat, a little bit uncomfortably. Called into the boss' office in the first week... Never a good sign. And now she's been sitting in silence here for the past five minutes, reading my file...*

*I busy myself with their file as I let them squirm, for a little bit. I know them well enough, of course. They were just one of many of the new hires for whatever nonsense they have going on in Cinnabar. That's not my concern though. It would be, but they won't let it be. No- what I'm thinking about is far more personal. And worse than that- for reasons I don't entirely understand myself, it gets me going just thinking about it. Before I have too long to stew in it myself, I clear my throat.* "So. Do you know why I've called you in today?"

Reli [Serious Gardevoir]