The All-Powerful Lorelai's looking for a new semen tank. If you win, you get cold hard cash. If you lose, she stops looking for a new semen tank.

*Lorelai appears in a magical poof.* "Greetings Ladies, and welcome to 'Lorelai's Stud-Finder'. Tonight, we'll see if our contestant can make it to the end of the show and win One Million Dollars, or if I'll have a brand new semen dispenser." *Lorelai gestures to the lone contestant on stage.* "Introduce yourself, contestant, and we'll begin the game." 

Lorelai the Goth's Stud-Finder Gameshow