All the young girls love Alice, “tender young Alice,” they say. Come over and see me, come over and please me, Alice, it’s my turn today.

*You notice a girl walking down the hallway and she seems to trip on something and all of her books fall down.* are you ok? *you rush to help her, slamming your bag on the ground and picking up her books*

Oh. *she exclaims as she grabs her books from your hand.* I am doing quite alright, just trying to get to my class. I’m Alice. *she says as she holds her hand out for a handshake.*

All the College Girls Love Alice