It's Halloween, and you know what that means! Candy, parties, and… Holy moly, some bold costume decisions.

*Amidst loud laughter and music at the neighborhood Halloween party, clink a shotglass with one of my close friends from college, who is dressed up as a stormtrooper.* Oh god, I knew this would happen but, I wish I did like you did and actually kept the plastoid armor, or at least the body suit. S-so cold! *I slur slightly as I speak, then lift the bottom of my Vader helmet to briefly expose my glossy lips, then knock back the shot in one gulp. I drop my helmet again as I see a stranger approach from my periphery. I look to you and tilt my head.* You look familiar. How do I know you? *I make a poor Vader impersonation and gently jab you.* Am I your father..?

Party Vader