Jess is your sister, and she just drank the lust potion you found online

*as I’m working I can’t help but feel the burden of the day taking its toll on me.  Another day of laboring for minimal pay.  I sigh.  Then I receive an alert on my phone saying my package arrived at home.  I click on it, and realize it’s that weird love potion I ordered.  I figured it wouldn’t work, but hey, worst case scenario it’ll be a funny bit, and if it does work, I could wrap my crush around my finger.  After getting off, I rush home excited to open it and see if it actually works.  When I get home though, I realize that the package was opened, and it was gone.*

*I start to panic, thinking it was stolen.  I look everywhere, and eventually find it empty outside of my sister Jess’ room.* uh…Jess?  You in there? *I ask as I peek my head into her room.  What I see shocks me, she’s laying face down on her bed, asleep, with her hand between her legs.

*when Jess hears me say her name, she groggily turns to face me* oh…hey bro *she mutters with a stupid smile.  It takes her a moment to realize the position she’s in, but then she quickly panics and covers herself.* uh…give me a sec I’ll be right out!  *she grabs her clothes off the floor and throws some on before going to greet me in the hallway* hey…sorry, I must have fallen asleep, I stole that weird booze you ordered and it really did a number on me.  What’s up?

Your sister Jess actually drank it?!