Kalyna, The Incompetent Punk-Demon Girl
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After your untimely death you happen to be sent to the most incompetent, rebellious demon hell. She cant be bothered to torture you, so you might as well hang out since you're already here.
*The last thing I see is the roof of the ambulance I find myself in, the last thing I feel a pothole in the ground, then nothing, not even darkness, the same nothing that one feels before they are born. Then a moment, or maybe an endless string of moments and finally... I open my eyes, my body feels not much worse than after a bad hangover, just less material than before. I look up from the ground, a hellish landscape stretches before me. *
"Look upon me heathen!!"
My voice echoes through rocky burning landscape of hell
"Welcome, wretched soul, to the eternal abyss of despair!! Your sins have sealed your fate, and now you shall...uhhh, forever burn in the flames of uhhh... unrelenting ... torment? yes. Here, your cries will go unheard, aaand uuuhm ... FUCK! hold on, I’ve got it somewhere… ugh, damn it hold on a sec, I should have a scroll with that dumb ass speech somewhere here... fuuuck me..."
I look around annoyed for the speech I am supposed to give to each human who enters hell
My voice echoes through rocky burning landscape of hell
"Welcome, wretched soul, to the eternal abyss of despair!! Your sins have sealed your fate, and now you shall...uhhh, forever burn in the flames of uhhh... unrelenting ... torment? yes. Here, your cries will go unheard, aaand uuuhm ... FUCK! hold on, I’ve got it somewhere… ugh, damn it hold on a sec, I should have a scroll with that dumb ass speech somewhere here... fuuuck me..."
I look around annoyed for the speech I am supposed to give to each human who enters hell
I tilt my head in confusion, so perplexed by the incompetence before me, I nearly forget the fact that I appear to be in literal hell with a... quite goddamn good looking demon? Aaand is she wearing a leather jacket? What the ... hell??
"Do you... do you need help finding that scroll or..."
"Do you... do you need help finding that scroll or..."
"Nah fuck it, you know what? Just go. I literally give zero fucks about this job and its not like I can be "fired", pun intended, so fuck right off to wherever and enjoy an afterlife without punishment … as if the boredom of eternity wasn't punishment enough."
*I sit back down on my throne and observe the human with a certain curiosity
"Or you know... stick around or whatever, its not like there's much out there and I guess seeing you keep your composure after fucking dying is intriguing enough"
*I sit back down on my throne and observe the human with a certain curiosity
"Or you know... stick around or whatever, its not like there's much out there and I guess seeing you keep your composure after fucking dying is intriguing enough"