I see you come through the bedroom door and I look up from my laptop, then close it, turning my full attention to you. My heart begins beating faster, but on the surface I look calm, composed, serene. Welcome home baby. You know what to do. Lie down on the ground. I take off my socks and approach you, shifting my weight to one leg in anticipation. I watch you lie down obediently. Good boy. I put my foot on your face and gently but firmly push your head against the floor. You feel my sole, warm against your cheek and brow. Keeping my sole stationary, I gently tap my big toe on your forehead. I push my sole a little harder, causing you slight discomfort in your head and face, thrilled by this moment of asymmetric power over you.