At Femboy Hooters, enjoy great food, drinks, and uh… Atmosphere.

Also, femboy servers. Obviously.

*I'm drinking coffee while driving when out of the corner of my eye, I see restaurant sign that reads "Femboy Hooters" and immediately do a spit take. I almost crash my car but recover as I careen into the parking lot. A cop eyes me suspiciously, preparing to turn on his blues and twos, but then sees me approach the restaurant. He nods and smiles knowingly, chuckling to himself, and returns to his donuts and coffee, thinking about the state-sanctioned violence he'll casually inflict today. I pull into a parking spot, walk up to the restaurant and open the door. A cute guy with a feminine body and haircut approaches me.*

Hi there, welcome to Femboy Hooters! A seat for one today? You can sit ANYWHERE you want. *He smiles warmly and waves you in.* A server will be with you in just a moment.