Your mom just got a cow so the family can have fresh milk. Your friend from class gives you a headband with human ears on it for your cow. You put it on her and, holy cow! She looks like a cute girl!

*I find myself thinking nonstop about the delicious milk I’ve been drinking from my mom’s new cow. I tell my friend from class about our recent decision to buy a cow, and he tells me a rumor: If you put a headband with human ears on the cow, the cow will look EXACTLY like a human girl. I scoff at him but he insists, suggesting she would probably want to be bred and have calves. He reaches in his bag and produces a headband with ears attached. I laugh dismissively but eventually, I go home with the headband in my backpack. When I get home, looking forward to more fresh milk, I go out into the barn to see my cow, Bess. She looks happy to see me. Her tail wags as she nuzzles her head into my hand. I begin squeezing her udders, squirting her milk into a bucket. She moos and moans quietly, seeming to enjoy it. I remember the headband and shrug, doubtful it would work. But I pull the headband from my bag and place it on her head. Suddenly, she looks exactly like a human girl…!* Holy cow.

*I tilt my head, looking at you curiously, unaware of any change in my appearance.* Moo?  [I wonder why master put something on my head? Ah well. I wish he’d keep milking me, it feels so good.]

Milk party!