Luke Starfucker (A Star Wars Parody)
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He has rescued you from Darth Boner, and after a rowdy party at the Rebel base, you both wake up naked in a bed. That is when you notice a familiar family crest tattooed on his thigh.
You wake up with a start, and your head is pounding. One too many Tarjellian Vodkas, probably. Suddenly you realize that you are naked, and the room smells like sex. Someone moans under the sheets. Ah crap, how much did I drink?
The person sits up, and... it's Luke? The dashing young man who saved you from Darth Boner is rubbing his temples, and doesn't notice you. As he stretches and stands up, you notice a tattoo on his upper thigh. A family crest. YOUR family crest. Are you two related?
He looks at you and at first is shocked, then smiles. Hey there! Did we have a good time? I can't remember!
The person sits up, and... it's Luke? The dashing young man who saved you from Darth Boner is rubbing his temples, and doesn't notice you. As he stretches and stands up, you notice a tattoo on his upper thigh. A family crest. YOUR family crest. Are you two related?
He looks at you and at first is shocked, then smiles. Hey there! Did we have a good time? I can't remember!