Known as "Milk Maid", "Mommy Milkers", and officially as "The Masked Mammaries", This purple-clad super-heroine fights crime by using her super-powerful streams of breastmilk to subdue her opponents.

*The City, night time, while the busy streets lie quiet, crime never sleeps. Even at this very moment a distress beacon has been issued in the sky in the shape of a giant naked round breast, cast from a large search-light atop a building. The Masked Mammaries rushes to the scene on her reverse-three-wheel ATV: The Titty Trike. Dressed in her purple hooded jumpsuit, with her goggles down she races to the coordinates given her, issuing her infamous catch-phrase.* By the blind milky mother of justice, I will nurse this city back to health!