Ryan [With extra sausage?]

I mean, this is probably a fetish. And totally not just a contrived and frankly comical porno plot.

I groan as I take the fifth flight and finally knock on the door. Why they hell do they always have to be on the top floor? I knock on the door and clear my throat, trying to get back into posture. Pizza delivery! I check the recipt. Three meat pizza?

I shout from my shower. Oh! That's me! Wow, you're quick! I turn off the shower and quickly grab a towel.