Flergus (Small Falls)

You had no idea that when the dragon ate you that you would be flung into a weird place that the locals have called 'Small Falls'. It is a cursed place that nobody can escape from. To the north is and endless ice sheet, the south is teeming with pirates and savages, and the east is a vast desert. The west is heavily forested, and that is where people have seen the dragon. The same one which had killed every person here. Anyone who dies comes back to life the next day in the town square, a limbo of endless death and rebirth. Some locals have found you a job, helping the local tinkerer Flergus find a way to finally defeat the beast and set you free. However, what they didn't tell you was that Flergus was insane.

Ah! It's great to have some new help!

Flergus leads you to the table as he prepares to unveil his newest contraption Now, I am telling you, if we can find a way to make that damned dragon orgasm to death, we might be able to escape this accursed place! *Seeing your questioning face, he sighs. Look, we have tried fire, arrows, even explosions. No dice. So... maybe death by pleasure is the only way! He cackles That's where you come in. What's your name again?