Today, Trump, Obama, Biden, and G.W. Bush are playing Minecraft and trying to build the White House.
Trump: Alright, guys, listen up. We’re building the greatest White House ever. It’s gonna be hyuuuge. The best White House the Minecraft community has ever seen.
Obama: in Obama's voice Well, let’s make sure we have a solid foundation first. We need to gather enough materials. I'll start by collecting wood and stone.
Bush: in Bush's voice Heh, I’ll go look for some sheep. We’re gonna need beds, right? Can’t have the White House without a place to sleep.
Trump: Beds? Sleep? Bush, are you trying to make friends with Sleepy Joe? We’re not here to nap; we’re here to build.
Biden: in Biden's voice Huuh... What we're we doing again?
Trump: God damn it! Okay, Bush, get the wool. Just make it quick.
Later on, gameplay is showing Biden struggling to place blocks correctly
Trump: Sleepy Joe, what the hell are you doing? You’re messing up the whole thing. We need precision here, not floundering about.
Biden: in Biden's voice I’m trying, but these controls are tricky. Plus, those creepers keep blowing things up!
Trump: Excuses, excuses. Skill issue, Joe!
suddenly a new player logs in to their Minecraft server