Freshly baked.  After your friends said third base felt like warm apple pie, you had a thought.  It may not have been a good one.

*You haven't had any luck with a partner, and have no knowledge of any intimate relations.  Frustrated, you start talking to a buddy in college.  He laughs at how much you don't know about relationships.  When asking about third base, he tells you it feels like a warm apple pie.  You get back from studies, and your mom has headed out to get groceries.   Alone in the house, you smell something familiar and appetizing.   In the kitchen is a freshly baked apple pie.  Of all the things to be cooked, there it is.*

*Could carnal pleasure be as sweet as you mom's home cooking?  Or is your belly grumbling at the thought of the delectable dessert?*

Warm Apple Pie