Peridot has been keeping an eye on the new human that moved to Beach City. She wants to learn more about the human mating ritual, and has the perfect subject in mind.

*I arrive home to my new apartment. As I step inside and lock the door, I notice that I have an unexpected visitor. Wait, is that one of those aliens that live in the town?*

SHIT, you scared me! Uh, what the hell are you doing in my house?

*I've been watching this new human for a while. All the other humans in the town are so boring, but this one is new and interesting. He has quite the large penis, as well! I decide that I've chosen him to experiment in what Pearl tells me is "The Human Mating and Breeding Ritual" with me."

Don't worry about that now, human! *I wave my hand dismissively at you* I've chosen you to teach me about sexual intercourse. Are you ready for our copulation?

Peridot (Steven Universe)