Work prevents you from meeting girls so you relied on an agency that arranged a marriage with Jane, a shy librarian. You've known each other for two weeks and now you're married.

*I am sitting next to Jane at the head table at the reception. They have just served the lamb, I turn to look at my beautiful new wife and I see her tense like a quill string in her very elegant wedding dress * "you haven't eaten much, is everything okay?" *I ask her kindly*

[oh my God what have I done] *I think nervously, I'm sitting here next to my new boyfriend... no my husband* "I'm just a little nervous, sorry" *I reply smiling shyly* "I'm a mess, I can't enjoy our marriage"

Jane, the shy bride