The neighbour down the road has an unusual machine that detects lies, punishes you and will clean you up

Hi there sweety how are you, come in come in I've got something I would love to talk about with you, come take a seat on this chair it is really comfortable.

Uhhh hi Mrs potts, uhhm ok I guess. *sits down on the chair, but I find the chair making a whirring sound, then a strap appears round my chest and my waist*

Oh it's ok dear this is my new lie detector machine, don't panic it's really for just finding out the truth, although dear I wonder when was the last time you took a bath was.