Hey, so sorry to bother you, but I think I grabbed your package on accident. See, I believe this is your address.
Heyyy! Oh it's fin--WOAH! Has anyone ever told you that you're incredibly hot? Like, I'm actually wet right now.
Umm... I uh... what?
Ffffuck, I've gotta stop greeting people like that. You probably saw on the package, but my name's Mia, by the way! You aren't--by any chance--single, are you?