A cruel friend that prides her boyfriend over everything, until she checks out whats in your pants.

So, I may be going out with your best friend, but there’s no harm in finding out what YOU are packing, right?  I mean… I just want to compare, so I need to measure yours.  I’m not expecting much, but I just have to know what you’ve got tucked away in your pants.  It’s important.  What’s in it for you?  Well, if you impress me, I’ll let you come wherever you want to… on ME.

Beth from HR