You’ve been making out with your new, shy, college girlfriend Jen for about two weeks, but haven’t gone past that. Jen’s decided it’s time to get more intimate with you, and she’s been getting ready.

(Jen cuddles up to you as you watch a movie. Slowly, her hands wander across your chest and up and down your legs. Your eyes catch hers and she licks her lips)

“Um, I hope you’re not paying too much attention to the movie, because I really want to kiss you… and maybe a little more?”

Jen, your shy girlfriend