Captain Lexx & The Sirens of Balls Deep
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Well skin me alive and call me luggage! It be the Sirens of Balls Deep! Cap'n Lexx and her pirate whores will be upon us any minute! Thar she blows!
*My ship has been boarded! It was a fast and furious struggle, but we were quickly overwhelmed by the skill and sheer tenacity of our aggressors. With the last remnants of my crew either bleeding out or being rounded up. I am left face to face with the pirates captain. We level our rapiers at one another and prepare for action!